Me: Excuse me I’ve come to check your meter.
Him: Which one? Electricity, water or gas?
Me: Sorry sir, you misunderstand — I’ve come to check YOUR meter. (tapping his head)
Him: (He pushes me off) Are you crazy, I’m not a robot or a machine.
Me: True sir but your Ego has got out of hand, you seem to be on the chasing setting. Actually may I ask rather than force an inspection in your head, what exactly are you chasing in your life?
Him: Fine, just stay away from me.
Me:(I step back)
Him: The usual…the car, the money, the career, the sassy gals, the lifestyle of my dreams…
Me: Thought so! (I peer thoughtfully in my toolbox asnd with my head still under the lid I speak) I get what you are chasing but Why?
Him: Why? Isn’t it obvious? (He is looking hard to see what I take out of my toolbox- good)
Me:No. (I lift my head and smile)
Him: I’m chasing all of those because it will make me whole.
Me: (I take out my X ray goggles and walk around HIM) I can’t see the hole you are filling.
Him: Get off me! There’s not a physical hole. But that doesn’t mean I’m still unwhole.
Me: (I look at him incredulously and think that’s not a word but still I precede) Ah!!You are one of those.. Let’s see how big your gap is between what you have and what you want PHEW! (I use his shoulders and to his astonishment climb on them and fiddle above his head whilst tugging at disconnected invisible wires)
Me: Sorry to tell you but you are complete and without much effort you exist, But what a messy thinker you are…All the things you have asked for — are created for you and already exist. In fact they are literally littering the one consciousness.
Him: ( He tilts his head in shock as I sit on his shoulders)
Me: Hand me the watering can. (In a stupor he passes me one ) Okay so what we need is a thorough soaking of gratitude and a plunger too clear the congested heart so the love and gratitude can flow. (Still dazed he passes the plunger and the toolbox.)
Him: What are you doing to me now?(he is agitated by the vigorous tweaking of his body)
Me: (I smile and get out a pneumatic drill.)
Him: Oh no you don’t…What’s that for? (He’s physically shaking — mission accomplished. It’s a good start and is usually enough — the drill is just a prop)
Him: (Whist scared his whole body is vibrating and the gratitude and the love are mixed in.)
Me: (I collect my tools and wink at him and then give him a short electric shock) Service all complete — your meter is running at a high vibration in line with your desires. I’ve topped you with gratitude and love and now it s for you to keep your vibrations high. All deep desires are instantly fulfilled. (I barely finished my sentence and a car came wheeling towards him).
A/N We all vibrate as do our desires (proved by scientists now). If our question lies at a different vibration to our answer we don’t receive the answer. These things work in the same manner as radio frequencies. It’s paramount that the receiver and sender are on the same frequency to communicate. Most importantly of all, for you receive in the first place, you have to accept that you are worthy of receiving. If not, you are causing the consciousness to stockpile your wants.